** Around the end of the night, there were two people who basically had sex on the dance floor. This wasn’t just some dirty dancing duo. This was a girl lying on her back with her legs straight up the air and a guy on top of her, thrusting as hard as he could. Though they were fully clothed, it still bordered on pornographic. When they were done (which wasn’t until after they switched from missionary to doggystyle), no one danced in that spot on the floor for the rest of the night. The rest of the house can be cleaned up with soap and water, but that area will need a Hazmat crew. It was dirty and kind of a party foul… but who am I to talk.
** Last year I committed a major party foul by fainting twice in the middle of the party. I could have easily been uninvited from all future events for that embarrassing stunt. Thankfully, my party pass was not revoked, and this year, I stayed fully conscious for the entire night.
** DJ Icy Ice did it again! The man simply knows how to rock a party. I had to give him a pound on the way out.
** The number of confirmed guests on the E-vite was 49 people, but it felt as though twice as many came through. There were A LOT of people in there, and most of us were crammed into two or three rooms. That’s definitely a testament to the drawing power of an E-Dub/Neezy event. Most E-vites overestimate the number of attendees, but theirs was waaaay under.
** The night before the party, I made five gallons of strawberry lemonade, which I sold after work (long story). I sold about three and a half gallons of it. The remainder of it was taken home, put into pitchers and spiked with either Napoleon brandy or White Lightning, a very potent Chinese liquor (112 proof). I put in just enough booze to feel the effects, but not too much to ruin the flavor. I was pleased with both the original lemonade and my homemade hard lemonade, which made Mike’s Hard Lemonade seem like piss water by comparison.
** “Shots” by LMFAO with Lil Jon might be the most ignorant song ever made. But, man, it gets the party hyped! I guess I could say that about all songs with Lil Jon. “Shots” is also a good drinking song.
** I once said that the Pasadena Crew (aka the GeT AlOnG gAnG) should be known as The Partystarters for getting the party crackin wherever they go. That said, I think it’s only fair that my snowboarding clique (aka Ride or Die Crew), should be known as The Closers. 2 am, 3 am, 4am, it doesn’t matter: we are there til the end of the party. I got home last night well after 4 am, and despite a very long day, I felt fantastic. The Closers are me, Rocha, Key, Kim, Squintz, E-Dub, Neezy, Talks-A-Lot, Alicia, Kappa Cags, Ebere, Cassandra and a handful of others who made it ‘til the close.
** Smooth moment of the night: convincing two young ladies to try my lemonade. Not-so-smooth moment: finding out later on that one of them is allergic to strawberries.
** Usually when you throw a party and ask guests to bring something, you can’t rely on them to actually follow through. On a good day, you’ll be lucky if 20% of them actually come with what they said they would. Last night, it seemed like most people showed up with something to contribute. There was one point where there was no more room to put out any of the drinks or food.
** Props to E-Dub and Neezy for throwing another smashing party, and more importantly, for being gracious hosts. In the end, chalk it up as another successful event.
Currently in Rotation: Alternative Hip-Hop
LMFAO – "La La La"
Taken from the album Party Rock
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